Greg - "Did I ever tell you about the...
Greg : it's awfully cold out here andy, what you doing?
Dad : Oh, just enjoying the peace and quiet
Greg : yeah, I could do with some of that
*sheep baahs in background*
Dad : you fuckers *shoots 5 sheep with his reiffel*
Dad : CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET HERE
Greg : well, you sort of ruined your own goal there
Dad : *puts gun up to greg's head* YEAH, WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN?
tonight is a funny night on tumblr : ]
Dec 28th
Self-Esteem Booster! *joy*
Kurt: Dang, I like, JUST woke up
Me: Its 12:00!
Kurt: Yes..point?
Me: You slept for 12 hours!
Kurt: Yeah, I know, I'm cool. Try to handle me and my skills.
Me: I didn't know sleeping in uber late was a skill...
Kurt: Can you do it?
Me: Uh, well...no.
Kurt: Then it's a skill...
Dec 27th