So, wait, who's the mother again?
Me: Mom, I have some news
Mom: What honey?
Me: Uh..nothing actually, I just wanted to say that in a deeply grave voice with an anxious undertome
Mom: Oh, well, what were you planning to say?
Me: Oh, you know, "Im pregnant, Im a crack addict, Ive been expelled.."
Mom: Allana! How dare you try to scare me by saying youve been suspended!
Oct 7th