mynoisyheart:
i need a chest x-ray and blood work done.
i’m freaking out, i hate needles and hospitals.
i really really really don’t want to do this.
i wanna cry. i feel like such a wimp.
Praying for you!
But don’t worry. It’s how I feel just before I go on a roller coaster I’ve never been on before… So I’m a wimp too.
And for all you kids out there, wear a helmet. I know, none of the cool kids are doing it, but that’s because they aren’t clumsy.
Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0
If there’s one thing I want you guys to walk away with tonight… it’s that you guys don’t need me. I really mean it. You think I’m any less screwed up than you are? I get up every morning, and I look in the mirror, and I try and figure out just where I fit in. And I draw a complete blank. You guys are looking to me to tell you what to do? You need to stop listening to me. Stop listening to people telling you who you should be! And stop listening to the people who are telling you you’re not good enough to do the things that you want to do. You guys have all the answers.
Charlie Bartlett, Charlie Bartlett.